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As long as you change the diapers, you get the money and the access. It all goes away when you stop cleaning up Trump’s accidents…

Posted on August 20, 2026 at 12:18:21 PM by Poster P

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• Would you change Donald’s Trump’s diapers for $2 million a year plus access to the White House?* - By Poster P August 20, 2026 at 12:13:18 PM
  • I would rather work for crumbs competitor for $1M (think I could hide my lack of qualifications with Claude and ChatGPT)*** - By Cincywolve August 20, 2026 at 01:24:02 PM
  • Hmm. I dunno. I’ve changed a few diapers in my day but never on a 300+ lb, kicking, whining, screaming orangutan. I could get a stream of wild animal piss in the face for my trouble. * - By jhamm August 20, 2026 at 12:22:49 PM
    • Yeah but if you drink the piss you get an extra million.* - By jjwalker August 20, 2026 at 02:53:24 PM
  • will trumps soiled diapers start being sold on eBay or are they saving them for his library?* - By chiwalker August 20, 2026 at 12:20:42 PM
    • They would be more fitting for the library than books, to be honest. What a sad story. The best metaphor for his life is shitty diapers. Damn* - By Poster P August 20, 2026 at 12:24:29 PM
  • For how long? * - By Rich August 20, 2026 at 12:15:26 PM
    • As long as you change the diapers, you get the money and the access. It all goes away when you stop cleaning up Trump’s accidents… - By Poster P August 20, 2026 at 12:18:21 PM
      • Pretty sure they aren’t accidents* - By cp August 20, 2026 at 12:23:29 PM

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