Reminds me of an old joke...

Posted on August 21, 2026 at 02:43:52 PM by rkm

Old maid goes to the doctor.

"Doctor, I'm worried. I'm a virgin but think that I have crabs."

Doctor examines her.

"I've got good news and bad news. Good news is that you don't crabs. Bad news is that your cherry rotted and you have fruit flies."

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Stolen from Twitter. The only vegetable not recalled by the FDA is Mitch McConnell.* - By crumbs August 21, 2026 at 02:13:10 PM
- Lindsay Graham was a fruit. Mitch McConnell is a vegetable* - By Rich August 21, 2026 at 02:15:10 PM
  - Reminds me of an old joke... - By rkm August 21, 2026 at 02:43:52 PM
- lol* - By Cincywolve August 21, 2026 at 02:14:40 PM
  - Threads needs to get on these snappy one-liners sooner.* - By Cap August 21, 2026 at 02:39:02 PM

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Reminds me of an old joke...