A billion dollars? For like 10 minutes of grossness? People have endured unthinkable torture for years and years, chattel slavery, indignity, pain, war, famine, having to fuck Donald Trump as a trafficked 13yo sex slave.

Posted on August 22, 2026 at 12:33:59 AM by jjwalker

I'm pretty sure you'd do it if you really had the offer in front of you.

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Would you give me, Nicholas Coston, fellatio in exchange for Michigan 16-0? * - By Nikos August 22, 2026 at 12:11:09 AM
- Solid no (nothing personal)* - By Cincywolve August 22, 2026 at 08:36:52 AM
- Yes, and I just tried it, but when I finished, he told me "I'm not Nicholas Coston."* - By jon August 22, 2026 at 08:28:01 AM
  - Heh. Way to dive right back in to the Victors board*** - By Craig August 22, 2026 at 10:32:34 AM
- Maybe, but you're on a damn short list. * - By hurryup August 22, 2026 at 07:55:05 AM
- So you get blowjobs from 26 guys on the board, we go 16-0.what are you giving up for all of that?* - By tem August 22, 2026 at 06:12:28 AM
  - Sounds like lots of loads. * - By BMH75 August 22, 2026 at 09:08:51 AM
- I know polite is not answering a question with a question but would you take out a couple ribs for 16-0? * - By Kpowers August 22, 2026 at 12:45:08 AM
- Don’t fall for this one craig* - By cp August 22, 2026 at 12:14:19 AM
  - Snort* - By Alpo August 22, 2026 at 01:49:31 AM
- No* - By Alpo August 22, 2026 at 12:11:29 AM
  - Washington? * - By Nikos August 22, 2026 at 12:12:06 AM
    - Not for a billion dollars. We've had this discussion here.* - By Alpo August 22, 2026 at 12:12:38 AM
      - would you bag your own groceries for the rest of your life for a Washington natty?* - By tem August 22, 2026 at 06:53:59 AM
      - I would suck the skin off a dick for a billion dollars.* - By MasterBates August 22, 2026 at 12:47:13 AM
        
        And ever ytome you spent a dollar you would think about that dick in your mouth and that splooge hitting the backnof your throat. Pass.* - By Alpo August 22, 2026 at 01:50:51 AM
        
        Nah, just every time he bought a new ocean-front mansion* - By mtb August 22, 2026 at 03:25:15 AM
        
        Good post and a heirem of dimepieces.* - By MasterBates August 22, 2026 at 08:17:09 AM
      - A billion dollars? For like 10 minutes of grossness? People have endured unthinkable torture for years and years, chattel slavery, indignity, pain, war, famine, having to fuck Donald Trump as a trafficked 13yo sex slave. - By jjwalker August 22, 2026 at 12:33:59 AM
        
        Nope* - By Alpo August 22, 2026 at 02:14:12 AM
        
        Mabee offered to blow Gus and Tanner (Ed's dogs) if Michigan won a national title - By Rich August 22, 2026 at 01:21:49 AM
        
        No chance.* - By cp August 22, 2026 at 12:37:37 AM
        
        And nice shot at Nikos being gross* - By cp August 22, 2026 at 12:37:40 AM

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A billion dollars? For like 10 minutes of grossness? People have endured unthinkable torture for years and years, chattel slavery, indignity, pain, war, famine, having to fuck Donald Trump as a trafficked 13yo sex slave.