I like the semis that take 5 hours to pass in order to go 1 mph faster than the dildo on the right (who's even more to blame for not going the speed of traffic and causing even semis to pass them)...

Posted on August 22, 2026 at 10:10:03 PM by jjwalker

I know, I know, they're doing their job. Maybe not even making choices anymore, or soon enough. But it's still annoying when they do it in heavy traffic and it just destroys the left lane for 10-15 minutes.

The dickhead on the right could slow down a tick and hurry up the pass, but obviously that person is completely fucking clueless. Just utterly oblivious that a world exists outside of their car.

I monitor that situation carefully and rarely get caught as the first car behind the semi. I see that blinker go on - or even before that, when I can sense they're going to need to pass - I'm speed racer getting on the car in front of me. No room today, good buddy.

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I like the semis that take 5 hours to pass in order to go 1 mph faster than the dildo on the right (who's even more to blame for not going the speed of traffic and causing even semis to pass them)...