because (spoiler)

Posted on August 28, 2026 at 03:26:33 PM by tem

he is ugly as fuck, and chicks just don't dig that. if he were to lower his standards considerably, he might get some fat chicks.

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Q & A - By tem August 28, 2026 at 03:17:11 PM
- What is your full name, address, and social security number?* - By Poster P August 28, 2026 at 10:06:32 PM
  - this information is readily available on the dark web. yours too* - By tem August 29, 2026 at 06:57:20 AM
- have you personally ever searched Oak Island for lost fortunes? * - By plug August 28, 2026 at 04:37:17 PM
  - no, but I have been to Oak Island - By tem August 28, 2026 at 04:39:28 PM
- What names are you revealing and what do you think rich already figured out?* - By mjhollen August 28, 2026 at 04:23:47 PM
  - back in the early 90's I briefly dated - By tem August 28, 2026 at 04:32:00 PM
    - lol at that last line * - By plug August 28, 2026 at 04:34:33 PM
- Will the Cincinnati Bengals make a magical playoff run? *** - By Cincywolve August 28, 2026 at 04:11:34 PM
  - depends. are they still owned by the same asshat?* - By tem August 28, 2026 at 04:25:50 PM
- This board unjustly hates on paella. How can we use paella to instantly heal Brandon McCoy's knee, unequivocally showing the haters the error of their way?* - By Cap August 28, 2026 at 04:01:56 PM
  - probably not, but maybe with a 7 layer dip. do you know where to get any?* - By tem August 28, 2026 at 04:26:29 PM
- Tommy Bahama, yea or ney?* - By Daytripper August 28, 2026 at 03:46:38 PM
  - I'm a fan. I was actually one of the first tommy bahama dealers in the country. - By tem August 28, 2026 at 03:53:56 PM
    - Tommy Bahama Very Cool was my go-to for awhile there.* - By Messner's Stache August 28, 2026 at 05:36:56 PM
    - Yes, but he is old and senile and less involved. Katie running the show. One weird thing about Mike Brown is he is not really that intrested in money - By Cincywolve August 28, 2026 at 04:34:57 PM
    - Yea, tracks, I met one of their reps the other month, client for some minor IT stuff. He gave me a cool Tommy bag* - By Daytripper August 28, 2026 at 03:56:57 PM
      - i'm not sure if they are still in seattle, are they? - By tem August 28, 2026 at 03:59:33 PM
        
        closed over the winter looks like, bummer* - By Daytripper August 28, 2026 at 04:15:17 PM
        
        just googled, hq still in seattle. looks like they closed their retail store there* - By tem August 28, 2026 at 04:34:20 PM
    - btw, I bought generra - By tem August 28, 2026 at 03:56:51 PM
- When will market participants stop selling volatility?* - By crumbs August 28, 2026 at 03:31:04 PM
  - Dispersion trade imo** - By xcheck August 28, 2026 at 09:15:20 PM
  - when it stops making somebody money. I believe this will happen when things calm down a bit more* - By tem August 28, 2026 at 03:32:34 PM
    - It’s calm, bruv * - By crumbs August 28, 2026 at 03:39:42 PM
      - agree, but it isn't zero. yet* - By tem August 28, 2026 at 03:40:53 PM
        
        Is it ever zero?* - By ajs August 28, 2026 at 04:16:56 PM
        
        I don't know, but since we have the greatest president of all time, if it is ever going to get there, now is the time* - By tem August 28, 2026 at 04:25:10 PM
- Who do the coaches think is our best run blocker on the O-Line?* - By MasterBates August 28, 2026 at 03:29:47 PM
  - that one guy, the really big, strong one. The coaches haven't been there long enough to learn everyone's name yet* - By tem August 28, 2026 at 03:31:36 PM
- Would you wear this tee shirt that I saw earlier this week at Mari Vineyards, owned by Marty Lagina? - By Emargee August 28, 2026 at 03:27:03 PM
  - is there a pic of the t-shirt, or are you asking me to wear something without seeing if first? btw, this week on Oak Island, they found - By tem August 28, 2026 at 03:30:36 PM
    - Edited my post above.* - By Emargee August 28, 2026 at 03:32:54 PM
      - wow, that took forever to load, and as far as I know I have a shit ton of giga-tits. as some of you might recall, - By tem August 28, 2026 at 03:37:08 PM
- What clipper level, 0 to 3, should be set to manscape your package?* - By MasterBates August 28, 2026 at 03:24:54 PM
  - This is a bit out of my wheelhouse, because I have a manscaped (trademark) lawn mower, and it is not adjustable* - By tem August 28, 2026 at 03:28:24 PM
- Why can't Phil Foden score? (nm) - By suede August 28, 2026 at 03:23:29 PM
  - because (spoiler) - By tem August 28, 2026 at 03:26:33 PM
    - no way, then he would have even more kids - By Adamantiumblue August 28, 2026 at 04:14:17 PM
      - honestly, i didn't know who he was and had to google him* - By tem August 28, 2026 at 04:32:44 PM
- Can you confirm that tem stands for The Elephant Man?* - By cp August 28, 2026 at 03:23:01 PM
  - yes, because my penis is like an elephant trunk. it's great except for when it - By tem August 28, 2026 at 03:25:10 PM