Ken Paxton is something to behold. Absolutely zero charisma, and a dogshit campaigner. Comically corrupt swamp creature who openly commits all sorts of crimes. His political power comes entirely from blood money and the dark side of the force.*

Posted on August 29, 2026 at 06:04:59 PM by Bluebuck (edited August 29, 2026 at 06:05:26 PM)

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Ken Paxton is something to behold. Absolutely zero charisma, and a dogshit campaigner. Comically corrupt swamp creature who openly commits all sorts of crimes. His political power comes entirely from blood money and the dark side of the force.* - By Bluebuck August 29, 2026 at 06:04:59 PM
- And yet at least half of TX will run to the booth to vote for him* - By mtb August 29, 2026 at 07:11:37 PM

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