Coconut is behin the whole thing
Posted on September 1, 2026 at 12:51:57 PM by jon
The "friend" of yours is a cutout, sent by Coconut, playing the long game. The text is from Coconut. (The tell is that dogs can't have name IDs on phones). You will soon get another text instructing you to bring a huge amount of dog treats to an unknown location.
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OK help me understand if this is super weird or am I being paranoid
- By Paul
September 1, 2026 at 12:48:32 PM
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Check your home or office for carbon monoxide levels **
- By carlosdanger
September 1, 2026 at 02:16:50 PM
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Does your friend's husband have connections to Alberta?*
- By Credit
September 1, 2026 at 01:44:41 PM
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It's really too bad that the Reply All podcast isn't a thing anymore, this would be a great episode. (nfm)
- By WolvBlue
September 1, 2026 at 01:23:03 PM
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Interesting. How did your friend react when you asked? *
- By BBA
September 1, 2026 at 01:12:54 PM
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That is deeply bizarre*
- By bluebossa
September 1, 2026 at 12:55:20 PM
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You are about to release an anti-Trump book. Alberta has a US-backed secession movement. Need I say more?*
- By ftb
September 1, 2026 at 12:54:24 PM
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do you have Siri activated? Could be somehow that was hacked and used for the text*
- By ajs
September 1, 2026 at 12:54:09 PM
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May want to update your passwords (and will)*
- By Cincywolve
September 1, 2026 at 12:53:02 PM
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Thatβs very strange. I would be disconcerted, even if it ends up being an innocuous coincidence.*
- By WOK
September 1, 2026 at 12:52:55 PM
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Coconut is behin the whole thing
- By jon
September 1, 2026 at 12:51:57 PM
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