The Victors

After 10 long years they let me out of the home?? Excitable boy, they all said.

It hasn't quite been 10 years, but I think about 9. As most of you probably recall, I was shitcanned right about the beginning of the Trump Reign of Terror I for repeatedly and monotonously posting about Fatfuck's perverted interest in getting sexy with the Pretty Princess. (Truth be told I got tired of it myself.)

Ah, but we were so much older then, we're older than that now.

In any case a lot of diaper diarrhea has flowed under the bridge or over the dam, since then, to the extent that if Fatfuck really does want to hump ivanky, it ranks probably about No. 69 on his overall list of weirdo perversities.
I think the general public has come to just accept it as another example of "Fatfuck normal." The president is an incestuous pedophile, oh well, what else is new, etc etc.

Anyway, I guess I will take this post by Rich as an offer of readmission under triple-secret probation. So if anybody else wants to bring up or discuss this forbidden topic, I can't stop them, but I will limit my participation in any such threads to one-word: ie, "agree" or maybe "BS."

Needless to say there should be plenty of other shit to talk about.

In Walrus news, John Lennon's first grandchild, a son named Aurelieus, was born to Sean Ono Lennon and his partner, Charlotte Kemp Muhl, yesterday.

When reached for comment, new grandmother Yoko Ono, 93, said something like "YEAAAUUHGGHH AHAHAHAGGUGHHEEE" for about 38 straight minutes.

(Seriously, from most reports Yoko is only very minimally conversational, it's unlikely she said anything much beyond "ahhhh okay.")