For some reason the maggats get very upset when you refer to their candidates as "Helicopter John" and "Helicopter Tom"
Despite the fact that that just about encapsulates the sum total of their lives' accomplishments. With Barrett his commercials look like Magnum PI episodes with all the low flying choppers.
Helicopter Tom got some kind of civil air infraction a few years ago for landing a helicopter at halftime of his old high school's football game without proper clearance.
Other than the helicopters, they love love love their god emperor Fatfuck. They love the taste of him, they love the smell of him, and they love the hot spongy feel of his ass cheeks pressing down on their faces.
Look! There goes a helicopter!!
Helicopter Tom got some kind of civil air infraction a few years ago for landing a helicopter at halftime of his old high school's football game without proper clearance.
Other than the helicopters, they love love love their god emperor Fatfuck. They love the taste of him, they love the smell of him, and they love the hot spongy feel of his ass cheeks pressing down on their faces.
Look! There goes a helicopter!!
