After every 10 Cheetos, I thoroughly and noisily lick the dust off my fingers and immediately plunge my hand back into the bag.

Posted on September 4, 2026 at 10:18:05 AM by GoBrew (edited September 4, 2026 at 10:19:02 AM)

This serves two purposes. First, it maximizes the amount of dust captured in eating the next 10 Cheetos. Second, when I offer to share my Cheetos, I have yet to have anyone accept my offer.

Why is your poll limited to crunchy Cheetos? Puffy Cheetos are even dustier.

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when you eat crunchy cheetos (and I know you do) do you - By tem September 4, 2026 at 09:50:52 AM
- None of the above. I use chopsticks* - By rndm September 4, 2026 at 02:19:24 PM
- I don't. I only eat the baked soft ones* - By ajs September 4, 2026 at 11:32:45 AM
- I do not eat cheetos. Never my thing.* - By jjwalker September 4, 2026 at 10:48:17 AM
  - Same same* - By JoeMama September 4, 2026 at 12:09:18 PM
- After every 10 Cheetos, I thoroughly and noisily lick the dust off my fingers and immediately plunge my hand back into the bag. - By GoBrew September 4, 2026 at 10:18:05 AM
  - that would be option 2, hope you voted* - By tem September 4, 2026 at 10:23:46 AM
- I use chop sticks like my co-workers* - By crumbs September 4, 2026 at 09:55:45 AM
  - that option did not occur to me, and my wife is 1/2 Asian. It is a day of great shame* - By tem September 4, 2026 at 10:01:16 AM
    - We have hot Cheetos so chop sticks are ideal.* - By crumbs September 4, 2026 at 10:09:47 AM
      - so what then, do you lick the chopsticks when you are done so that they can be re-used?* - By tem September 4, 2026 at 10:11:02 AM
        
        I toss them into the garbage * - By crumbs September 4, 2026 at 10:12:42 AM

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After every 10 Cheetos, I thoroughly and noisily lick the dust off my fingers and immediately plunge my hand back into the bag.