The Victors

WELCOME... TO THE PLAYER HATERS' BALL.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got a playa in the house tonight named tem, and tem said, "Ask me anything." Bold move, playa. BOLD move.
First hater up is suede, and suede said, "Why you late?" And tem said "I sold" — sold WHAT, playa?? Turns out tem been selling new homes for twenty years, and mjhollen hit him with, "You had plenty of stoppage time behind that bus, you could posted at the stops." PLAYA. He watching you catch the bus and everything. He KNOW your route.
Then Cap come through with the real question — "How's your snake?" — and tem hit back with "ssssssssssssssswell." Playa really typed out a whole hiss for the people. Respect.
el fuego wanna know if tem been cruising the Blue Ridge Parkway since he moved. Tem say "we have not." Cold. Dry. No follow-up. That's a playa who don't owe you a vacation itinerary.
MasterBates — yeah, MasterBates is IN the building tonight — asking do the new coaches yell more than the old staff. Tem say, and I quote, "they have to, the head guy is old and can't hear very well." PLAYA CAME FOR THE JOB, TOOK THE HEAD COACH'S HEARING AID TOO. gbmcq had to sit down after that one.
Then it get DEEP, playa. Rich pull up asking about somebody named Rona Barrett, and tem drop a whole backstory involving a man named Tim and Laura splitting up. We got LORE now. This ain't a Q&A no more, this a TELENOVELA.
Rich circle back AGAIN asking do they still have topless pool parties or "is everybody too old." Tem say no pool since they left Florida... but. PLAYA SAID "BUT" AND LEFT US HANGING. That "but" doing more work than the whole thread.
And to close the ball out — tem drop a "shocking reveal about a former POTY," turns out somebody's wife's been painting portraits of people's pets — cats, birds, all of it — and plug's daughter finna get a painting AND a camera as a surprise and she don't even know yet. Playa really used a Q&A thread to set up a WHOLESESOME SURPRISE. In THIS economy.
tem, you are the player of the century. 🏆 Give that man his crown, his cane, and his stoppage-time bus pass. PLAYER HATERS' BALL IS ADJOURNED.