Plug - my wife is a terrible person

Posted on September 5, 2026 at 05:12:53 PM by JoeMama (edited September 5, 2026 at 05:36:15 PM)

I told her you got the camera and everything and like a half hour later she says out of the blue “We should have saved a dick pick”.

I thought she was referring to the one time I sent her a pic of my meat hammer in a bowl and captioned it “Eat a bowl of dick”. Long since deleted.

She’s like, no, on the camera. Like one photo on the memory card of a huge throbbing cock.

I lol’d obvs, and fell in love all over again, but reminded her that a) you’re my internet friend and b) it’s my internet friend’s freshman daughter

She was kidding, obviously, but I’m gonna keep my eye on her.

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Plug - my wife is a terrible person - By JoeMama September 5, 2026 at 05:12:53 PM
- ha, imagine my daughter pulling up the photos for the first time and thinking, ‘gee, thanks dad’ * - By plug September 5, 2026 at 05:38:58 PM
- I'd love to meet your wife. You need to bring her when you finally make it to a fucking GRathering.* - By jjwalker September 5, 2026 at 05:21:46 PM
  - I un-numked the post mostly. - By JoeMama September 5, 2026 at 05:25:08 PM
    - Understandable* - By jjwalker September 5, 2026 at 05:25:35 PM

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Plug - my wife is a terrible person