My own theory for decades has been that he's a day drinker taking nips of gin and vodka..

Posted on September 9, 2026 at 07:37:46 PM by GlassOnion (edited September 9, 2026 at 07:38:43 PM)

But maggots get very very upset, informing me very angrily, "Trump does not drink!! He has NEVER drunk alcohol regularly."

"How do you know?" I respond.

"Because he says so!! He has said so for years!!"

EVERYTHING.

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My own theory for decades has been that he's a day drinker taking nips of gin and vodka..