I see they're making another Jurassic Park movie. Somebody goes to an island full of dinosaurs for some reason and something goes wrong and people die before the star actors escape.

Posted on August 6, 2026 at 09:40:57 PM by UMdad

Why don't they just send a squadron off B-52s there, bomb the shit out of all the dinosaurs, and voila. No more silly movies.

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I see they're making another Jurassic Park movie. Somebody goes to an island full of dinosaurs for some reason and something goes wrong and people die before the star actors escape. - By UMdad August 6, 2026 at 09:40:57 PM
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- 'Exactly what I said' - DJT * - By django August 6, 2026 at 10:11:31 PM
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- Damnit! Spoiler, Dude!* - By jhamm August 6, 2026 at 09:43:52 PM
  - Lol* - By jjwalker August 6, 2026 at 11:21:09 PM

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