And you’d save up all of your money. You’d finally afford a ticket to game in the horseshoe to watch your heroes, THE Ohio state…
Posted on September 12, 2026 at 09:15:24 PM by ameriKa
You’d get up early in the hotel on game day, rush down for a quick breakfast and get down to the toilet bowl as soon as you can.
You’re there before the gates open. You see a few people sitting on igloo coolers. Moments later you realize they’re shitting not just resting. You’re disgusted.
But then the gates open. You rush down to watch your hero’s play. Hey, there’s Blackbeard, fresh coat and all. Then u see the real fans.
12 hours later, you are discovered dead in the hotel room. Multiple bourbon bottles are scattered everywhere. There’s also a bottle of clorox and a suicide note.
Normal people can’t handle them. 🤷♂️
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