My friend threw a party at his parents' house during high school.
Posted on September 15, 2026 at 12:11:49 PM by jukebox
Gretchen got too drunk and passed out on the floor. My friends' golden retriever saw his opportunity, mounted the (fully clothed) passed out Gretchen from the side, humped away for a minute or so, and finished on her jeans. Maybe Kash Patel is telling the Gretchens that they are now welcome at the FBI?
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Durbin: "Do you believe those who have previously stolen from employers, solicited sex, or engaged in bestiality are qualified candidates that the FBI is losing?" Patel: "We did not want to punish victims of bestiality."...
- By rkm
September 15, 2026 at 11:15:30 AM
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My friend threw a party at his parents' house during high school.
- By jukebox
September 15, 2026 at 12:11:49 PM
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Look, bestiality is fine as long as you're trying for pregnancy. Otherwise it's gay, and we don't want anything queer at the Bureau.*
- By ftb
September 15, 2026 at 11:32:53 AM
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Lol*
- By brick
September 15, 2026 at 01:36:26 PM
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So is he looking out for people who have been bottoms for horses? This is so strange.*
- By Bluebuck
September 15, 2026 at 11:28:41 AM
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Is DrunkenMaster FBI Director "woke", or is it "I better support this just in case my pictures show up in the Daily Mail"?*
- By kccambo
September 15, 2026 at 11:26:41 AM
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Sen. Kennedy: "Why would you even get into bestiality?" Patel: "We are not into bestiality, but a lot of these individuals…"...
- By rkm
September 15, 2026 at 11:19:47 AM
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"Thank you!" - Enumclaw Horse*
- By ny1995
September 15, 2026 at 11:17:07 AM
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