The Washington Monument is 555 feet high, so I expect Fatfuck will order his triumphant arch to be built taller-- probably 666 feet. It will be gold plated and surrounded by rotating spotlights

Posted on September 19, 2026 at 02:42:22 PM by GlassOnion

Which will make it even more spectacular when the next legitimately elected president, on Inauguration Day, in his capacity as commander in chief, orders the area around the arch evacuated for a radius of one mile, then sends in B-52s to perform a military demolition of the whole fucking thing down to gravel. Live on worldwide teevee.

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- The Washington Monument is 555 feet high, so I expect Fatfuck will order his triumphant arch to be built taller-- probably 666 feet. It will be gold plated and surrounded by rotating spotlights - By GlassOnion September 19, 2026 at 02:42:22 PM

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The Washington Monument is 555 feet high, so I expect Fatfuck will order his triumphant arch to be built taller-- probably 666 feet. It will be gold plated and surrounded by rotating spotlights