Pro Life Republican Giovanni Capriglione: told his mistress that he wanted to ejaculate his “baby gravy” into batter for cookies that would be sold at his daughter's bake sale and that he enjoyed that “all of the girls in the neighborhood would be consuming” his semen.
Posted on September 21, 2026 at 06:26:26 PM by Cincywolve
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Pro Life Republican Giovanni Capriglione: told his mistress that he wanted to ejaculate his “baby gravy” into batter for cookies that would be sold at his daughter's bake sale and that he enjoyed that “all of the girls in the neighborhood would be consuming” his semen.
- By Cincywolve
September 21, 2026 at 06:26:26 PM
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That was Otis Spunkmeyer's secret.*
- By jjwalker
September 21, 2026 at 07:20:35 PM
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Lol, solid*
- By Lodz
September 21, 2026 at 07:42:07 PM
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If you made them with Trump spunk, Hulka would eat a whole box. They would be best sellers at the MAGA convention**
- By xcheck
September 21, 2026 at 07:20:33 PM
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Spunkerdoodles.*
- By BlueMoose1
September 21, 2026 at 07:10:46 PM
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Totally normal people. Anybody with a brain, a conscience, and a moral compass is long gone.*
- By Alpo
September 21, 2026 at 06:52:08 PM
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Everyone does that (nm)
- By danny
September 21, 2026 at 06:34:30 PM
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