The next legitimate president should fold Space Force and reabsorb its duties back into the USAF which handed them perfectly adequately for 50-some years

Posted on September 21, 2026 at 07:04:45 PM by GlassOnion (edited September 21, 2026 at 07:07:24 PM)

Fatfuck created the Space Force to ensure there would be one branch of the armed services, and one member of the joint chiefs of staff, who would owe direct personal allegiance to HIM.

Oh, and he wanted Space Force to pursue military activities in space that have been forbidden by treaty since 1967, treaties the U.S. has always observed. Of course, treaties mean nothing to Fatfuck.

Biden should have decommissioned the USSF while he was in office; the next president should do so the day after Inauguration Day.

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Ohio in the running for Space Academy.* - By Damaniac September 21, 2026 at 06:11:38 PM
- The next legitimate president should fold Space Force and reabsorb its duties back into the USAF which handed them perfectly adequately for 50-some years - By GlassOnion September 21, 2026 at 07:04:45 PM
  - "Space Force to pursue military activities in space that have been forbidden by treaty since 1967," - By Damaniac September 21, 2026 at 08:43:41 PM
- Like the TV Series with Dr. Smith as the Commander?* - By Asquared September 21, 2026 at 06:18:34 PM
  - The knockoff of USAFA. But for even bigger dorks, if such a thing is possible.* - By Damaniac September 21, 2026 at 06:20:47 PM
    - Maybe they'll make Bill Mumy the Commander in honor of his old buddy* - By Asquared September 21, 2026 at 06:29:24 PM

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The next legitimate president should fold Space Force and reabsorb its duties back into the USAF which handed them perfectly adequately for 50-some years