I had just won the house beer pong tournament (in an absolutely dominant performance including a make in cup that was almost at my opponents lips). She was watching in awe and admiration.

Posted on September 24, 2026 at 11:43:45 AM by Lodz (edited September 24, 2026 at 11:44:14 AM)

After the game she came up to me and said, “You are amazing Lodz. I want to blow you.” I politely told her my wife was upstairs.

Think Michael Jordan after a finals win.

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I was at a party a few years ago and a mutual friend’s wife offered to blow me out of the blue while her husband was upstairs. - By Lodz September 24, 2026 at 11:17:26 AM
- Wow, that's two victards that turned down blowjobs from neighborhood skanks, you and Guns. She blew your friend that same night? Was she hot?* - By MasterBates September 24, 2026 at 11:25:18 AM
  - Kinda chubby, big tits, redhead, cute face. 5 or 6 out of 10. - By Lodz September 24, 2026 at 11:32:40 AM
    - Are those PSA numbers?* - By BigLake September 24, 2026 at 11:56:21 AM
      - Lol* - By Lodz September 24, 2026 at 12:08:54 PM
    - How did this evolve from hello to "do you want a blowjob"?* - By MasterBates September 24, 2026 at 11:34:27 AM
      - Probably a classic redhead had a couple drinks and starts bragging about her skills story. It happens* - By blueguy September 24, 2026 at 11:39:47 AM
      - I had the same question. * - By WestSideBlue September 24, 2026 at 11:35:37 AM
        
        I had just won the house beer pong tournament (in an absolutely dominant performance including a make in cup that was almost at my opponents lips). She was watching in awe and admiration. - By Lodz September 24, 2026 at 11:43:45 AM
        
        There’s a reason she is divorced now. She is the village bicycle.* - By Lodz September 24, 2026 at 11:47:17 AM
        
        But she is probably a pro and a Throat GOAT.* - By MasterBates September 24, 2026 at 11:49:10 AM
        
        100%* - By Lodz September 24, 2026 at 11:52:03 AM
        
        Did she offer to be quick? And did you go full Lodz and tell your wife about her offer?* - By MasterBates September 24, 2026 at 11:45:35 AM
        
        We didn’t get that far. I did not go full Lodz and tell my wife about her. - By Lodz September 24, 2026 at 11:51:11 AM
        
        This was your friend's wife? Does your friend know this happened?* - By Rich September 24, 2026 at 11:57:33 AM
        
        Friend’s friend’s wife* - By Lodz September 24, 2026 at 11:59:28 AM
        
        So you would not have been a bad friend. But your friend was a bad friend* - By Rich September 24, 2026 at 12:02:10 PM
        
        Correct - By Lodz September 24, 2026 at 12:05:06 PM
        
        All these stories make me think I live on a different planet than everyone else. - By LS&Play September 24, 2026 at 11:43:22 AM

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I had just won the house beer pong tournament (in an absolutely dominant performance including a make in cup that was almost at my opponents lips). She was watching in awe and admiration.