Pat Fitzgerald is such a fucking clown. Row the boat guy made his schtick work for him, but…

Posted on August 9, 2026 at 04:42:48 PM by Craig

…generally it’s just empty schtick, like chopping wood guy (maybe that was just the only arm motion he knew?). Even when our guys do it (smash!) it’s always a little cringey, IMO.

Maybe I’m too jaded and 19-year-olds eat that shit up. But I work with 19-year-olds, and I don’t think so.

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Pat Fitzgerald is such a fucking clown. Row the boat guy made his schtick work for him, but… - By Craig August 9, 2026 at 04:42:48 PM
- I can't not look at Pat Fitzgerald and think of the Encino Man boyfriend meme guy: - By doctor_klopek August 10, 2026 at 10:09:26 AM
- He absolutely hates Michigan, so he will fit in at MSU.* - By crumbs August 9, 2026 at 05:01:55 PM
  - That's been my take from the start. John Smith imo is a better coach (m) - By Spirit August 9, 2026 at 05:22:17 PM
    - yep, sat near him when the trey Burke squad wiped them out. He was a bitch. And he grew up an ND slappy in the south suburbs of Chicago, pure M hatred * - By crumbs August 9, 2026 at 05:33:08 PM
- 19 yr olds eat that shit up, it is what it is * - By Spirit August 9, 2026 at 04:51:14 PM
  - Not 19 year old music majors!* - By cp August 9, 2026 at 04:52:48 PM

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Pat Fitzgerald is such a fucking clown. Row the boat guy made his schtick work for him, but…