I honestly can't believe that Trump, eyes closed, barely not falling over in his chair, frownie and saggy old man face as he sits there while people talk, isn't a huge story.

Posted on August 11, 2026 at 12:21:16 PM by Alpo (edited August 11, 2026 at 01:13:27 PM)

He is asleep! He can't keep his eyes open! He is falling over! Reports are that he occasionally shits himself! And he's got the nuclear codes! He is ordering wars and setting economic policy and appointing Cabinet members and he can't even stay awake at three in the afternoon at a press conference.

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I honestly can't believe that Trump, eyes closed, barely not falling over in his chair, frownie and saggy old man face as he sits there while people talk, isn't a huge story. - By Alpo August 11, 2026 at 12:21:16 PM
- MAGA Habes and Swan have books to write* - By crumbs August 11, 2026 at 01:10:25 PM
- Sleepy Joe! - By Bender August 11, 2026 at 12:54:08 PM
- Chain migrated his literal card-carrying communist father-in-law into our country.* - By Cap August 11, 2026 at 12:42:11 PM
- Chryons should just permanently scroll Breaking news: we are still living in hell* - By chiwalker August 11, 2026 at 12:32:38 PM
- and 35% still approve. This is completely wild and have become built in expectations, hence it’s barely a story. GR knows what he meant though. * - By plug August 11, 2026 at 12:30:23 PM
- i think that is how he is ultimately going to go** - By kal August 11, 2026 at 12:29:37 PM
- It's insane. Throw in the cover up of the Epstein Files and his involvement. But hey, Obama wore a tan suit.* - By gbmcq August 11, 2026 at 12:25:26 PM
- Where is SNL when you need it? - By Captcha August 11, 2026 at 12:24:35 PM
  - * - By Captcha August 11, 2026 at 12:28:24 PM
  - * - By Captcha August 11, 2026 at 12:26:11 PM

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I honestly can't believe that Trump, eyes closed, barely not falling over in his chair, frownie and saggy old man face as he sits there while people talk, isn't a huge story.