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I use TP, wet it with soap and wipe all that shit down before sitting my down on a layer of TP. I have a good technique, like Craig in the woods.*

Posted on August 13, 2026 at 03:49:25 PM by MasterBates

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• Taking a shit at the airport, not proud.* - By MasterBates August 13, 2026 at 03:43:25 PM
  • You gotta get in the lounge. - By dnvrblue August 13, 2026 at 04:26:20 PM
  • Single ply SZN* - By Cincywolve August 13, 2026 at 04:03:41 PM
  • Don't use a "wide stance". * - By Kevin August 13, 2026 at 03:59:07 PM
  • One upside is that MB might've gotten one of the toilets with the really strong flush. It's nice to have your shit get sucked into the pipes like a jet engine. (nm) - By suede August 13, 2026 at 03:54:31 PM
    • Correct.* - By MasterBates August 13, 2026 at 04:00:28 PM
  • How’s the bathroom? Space for your suitcase to be off the floor while you SHIT?* - By brick August 13, 2026 at 03:50:49 PM
    • He’s at MIA. RIP MB* - By crumbs August 13, 2026 at 04:00:56 PM
    • Not proud but I used the handicap stall and put on my joggers and a sweatshirt ……… - By MasterBates August 13, 2026 at 03:59:36 PM
  • Happens to the best of us. Better than on the plane.* - By Emargee August 13, 2026 at 03:47:33 PM
  • Like pulling teeth trying to get any water out of those environmentally correct faucets. Thanks Biden* - By Daytripper August 13, 2026 at 03:45:31 PM
    • Must be happy that Trump got rid of the EPA folks.* - By bluejohn August 13, 2026 at 04:18:12 PM
    • I use TP, wet it with soap and wipe all that shit down before sitting my down on a layer of TP. I have a good technique, like Craig in the woods.* - By MasterBates August 13, 2026 at 03:49:25 PM

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