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My vasectomy doctor had a full comedy routine going for the entirety of the process. I wonder how many times the nurses have heard it.

Posted on August 14, 2026 at 10:55:50 AM by Emargee

He did get a laugh from me when he said, "I'm applying the local anesthetic now. It will wear off in one or two hours, which gives me just enough time to get across the Ambassador Bridge and into Canada from here."

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My vasectomy doctor had a full comedy routine going for the entirety of the process. I wonder how many times the nurses have heard it. - By Emargee August 14, 2026 at 10:55:50 AM
- Re: My vasectomy doctor had a full comedy routine going for the entirety of the process. I wonder how many times the nurses have heard it. - By Connollywasthere August 14, 2026 at 11:41:17 AM
- Polite request to change the board subject. This makes me queasy. Should come with a trigger warning* - By Poster P August 14, 2026 at 11:14:14 AM
- After mine I found that the it's true that young children decide they have a target while your recovering* - By Asquared August 14, 2026 at 11:13:45 AM
- Had a vasectomy at 29. Married with 2 kids. Dr said if wife wasn’t with me he wouldn’t do it * - By Doubl7 August 14, 2026 at 11:04:41 AM
  - Same, my doctor was some guy name Larry Lipschitz (real name), old gay guy with bad plastic surgery. He is actually very popular, been on Good Morning America.* - By MasterBates August 14, 2026 at 11:08:00 AM
- Post vasectomy I had this funny thing happen - By Cincywolve August 14, 2026 at 11:01:35 AM
  - Should have told her it was for her and winked* - By Ronti August 14, 2026 at 01:26:09 PM
  - LOL. I never came back with the sample. Hasn't come back to bite me in 10 years so I think I'm good.* - By Emargee August 14, 2026 at 11:41:11 AM

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