I was exited to read the savion hiter recruiting profile

Posted on August 16, 2026 at 05:58:41 PM by Daytripper (edited August 16, 2026 at 05:59:32 PM)

couldn't make it past the first paragraph from seth:

And lo, after many a canned beverage was offered unto football's Valhalla, the Mike Hart (but Fast!) who was prophesized was delivered unto us. And the people of Ann Arbor said yay unto him, and raised many a banner and chalice, and put rosebuds in their teeth, and cried out "Thank you Fielding Yost. Thank you Fielding Yost for that one. Now let's have another!"

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I was exited to read the savion hiter recruiting profile - By Daytripper August 16, 2026 at 05:58:41 PM
- Seth tries so hard to be Funky but he doesn’t have a 10th of the talent as a writer* - By Poster P August 16, 2026 at 08:47:22 PM
- Is that supposed to be a reference to something? Particular the Yost parts? And why canned beverages?* - By jjwalker August 16, 2026 at 06:24:30 PM
  - I think it’s an allusion to a Ufer soliloquy*** - By Craig August 16, 2026 at 06:26:39 PM
    - Next year it will be behind a paywall (Shades of HWSNBN) * - By Spirit August 16, 2026 at 07:20:01 PM
      - That was the best. The fuggin guy sure had a high opinion of himself. He found himself fascinating. - By jjwalker August 16, 2026 at 07:45:47 PM
- If “Get some pussy” were a person.* - By MasterBates August 16, 2026 at 06:16:26 PM
- wonder what your boy ace thinks? ** - By kal August 16, 2026 at 06:16:11 PM
- I can't read Seth's articles* - By el fuego August 16, 2026 at 06:08:33 PM
  - He should be the senior researcher. Have him do all the UFR charting, and then… - By Craig August 16, 2026 at 06:11:19 PM
- Cringe* - By LewisBullox August 16, 2026 at 06:07:31 PM
- Just trying way too hard.* - By LS&Play August 16, 2026 at 06:03:18 PM
- WTF?* - By withnail August 16, 2026 at 06:03:03 PM

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I was exited to read the savion hiter recruiting profile