Saw a “Tailgating makes me drive slower” bumper sticker yesterday. Makes me wonder…
Posted on August 18, 2026 at 07:39:19 AM by Craig
…the thing I wonder with almost all bumper sticker—what kind of person would choose to advertise that message about themselves?
“I’m a petty, vindictive asshole who will jeopardize the safety of you, me, and everyone else on the road just to piss you off.”
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Saw a “Tailgating makes me drive slower” bumper sticker yesterday. Makes me wonder…
- By Craig
August 18, 2026 at 07:39:19 AM
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Seems kind of tame, at least in comparison to my, "I Brake Check Tailgaters" sticker.**
- By jBdub
August 18, 2026 at 11:08:35 AM
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Reminds me of FJ's stubborn take that if he's driving 10-20 mph slower than everyone else on the highway no matter what lane, he's not the problem, they are...
- By wingedvictory
August 18, 2026 at 08:56:56 AM
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Also if you think you're being tailgated so frequently that you feel the need to put a bumper sticker on your car, the tailgating "problem" is more likely that you're a paranoid weirdo with poor spacial relations.*
- By jjwalker
August 18, 2026 at 08:28:54 AM
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If you are in the left lane and not setting the pace, you deserve to be tailgated hard*
- By Rich
August 18, 2026 at 07:53:48 AM
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I certainly would not put that bumper sticker on my car but ultimately isn’t the tailgater the one putting people at risk?*
- By Cincywolve
August 18, 2026 at 07:42:46 AM
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