RCMB post of the day

Posted on August 30, 2026 at 11:16:56 AM by Rich (edited August 30, 2026 at 11:17:17 AM)

"Water under the dam, my friend. Anything that Spiro thinks he has, I guarantee you the NCAA already knows and doesn’t give a shiit. They had them dead to rights, and let them off the hook. They turtled, and we’re all left eating a shiit sandwich. If the NCAA was going to do anything about the Corrum LLC with Stallions, they would’ve rolled it up into the last investigation and minimized it. They’re not starting a new one, they have no leverage against any of the key parties involved anymore. Who are they going to speak with to corroborate anything, some intern in the compliance office that was in middle school when all this went down? Nobody else of significance is still around.

Conner, you got a minute? Fuck0ff

Blake, can we have a word? Suckit

Harbz, what do ya say? Blow me

Warde, what you got for us? Kiss my @ss

Santa, can we speak? Lick my balls."

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RCMB post of the day - By Rich August 30, 2026 at 11:16:56 AM
- And yet 80% of lil bro fans still think the hammer is coming* - By mtb August 30, 2026 at 04:00:03 PM
- I thought the NCAA did look into it, thought that Corum was probably lying about the LLC, but they could find no evidence that it actually did any business, and so dropped it. * - By Mark II August 30, 2026 at 11:50:32 AM
  - Really? This is the first I’m hearing this. - By Excitable Boyee August 30, 2026 at 12:27:44 PM
    - I thought I read it here, meaning the last board. Possibly, McQ. * - By Mark II August 30, 2026 at 07:39:06 PM
    - ^^Same, haven't heard or read anything^* - By kccambo August 30, 2026 at 01:54:58 PM
    - Agree. I know of no NCAA comment on Corum. Maybe I missed it but I think this is fabrication. Maybe Mark II is kidding?* - By Rich August 30, 2026 at 12:32:33 PM
      - ^This^* - By kccambo August 30, 2026 at 01:55:13 PM
- “Under the dam?” - By gratefultread August 30, 2026 at 11:42:14 AM
  - dam strate, you librul no it all* - By jonpc August 30, 2026 at 02:15:25 PM
  - Also, water goes over a dam and under a bridge, you poncy schoolboy!* - By apblue August 30, 2026 at 12:02:53 PM
- cheeseburgers, the NCAA hammered Michigan over cheeseburgers. These loons are out to lunch. * - By plug August 30, 2026 at 11:27:34 AM
  - Cheeseburgers = strike #1. Harbaugh telling the NCAA investigators to fuck off = lying to the NCAA and strike #2. Fuck the NCAA. * - By Spirit August 30, 2026 at 02:17:08 PM
    - NCAA flies a guy to Ann Arbor to meet with an apparently unprepared Harbaugh (thanks Warde) about 2-4 cheeseburgers. Harbaugh is incredulous. NCAA is shocked by his incredulity. What a dumb ass sequence of events. * - By plug August 30, 2026 at 03:52:52 PM
      - I think there is more to it - By Adamantiumblue August 30, 2026 at 05:29:51 PM
        
        I do think Dudek tried to get Michigan in trouble - By Rich August 30, 2026 at 07:49:30 PM
- If the last five lines here were Michigan’s actual stance toward the NCAA, I’d applaud.* - By LS&Play August 30, 2026 at 11:24:19 AM