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"The Pentagon is asking commanders to nominate troops to attend Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s “State of the Force” address this September, and says the servicemembers must meet waist-to-height requirements and exhibit “impeccable” grooming standards."*

Posted on September 15, 2026 at 06:52:08 PM by Damaniac

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• "The Pentagon is asking commanders to nominate troops to attend Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s “State of the Force” address this September, and says the servicemembers must meet waist-to-height requirements and exhibit “impeccable” grooming standards."* - By Damaniac September 15, 2026 at 06:52:08 PM
  • It's amazing how often they act like Nazis and don't get called Nazis, or pretend they aren't Nazis.* - By gbmcq September 15, 2026 at 07:06:28 PM
  • Gotta know - do you meet the waist to height requirement? How’s your grooming** - By xcheck September 15, 2026 at 07:03:01 PM
    • PT test next month so we shall see - By Damaniac September 15, 2026 at 07:07:52 PM
  • They are allowed to be alcoholics though * - By BBA September 15, 2026 at 06:55:40 PM
    • Pedos and bestiality welcome** - By xcheck September 15, 2026 at 07:03:34 PM
      • Hey, that's the FBI - By Damaniac September 15, 2026 at 07:08:57 PM
  • I love how they think every member of the armed forces needs to look like an action movie superhero or, at minium, a Navy SEAL - By Alpo September 15, 2026 at 06:54:08 PM
    • In my observation, grooming is not a priority for SEALS.* - By jukebox September 16, 2026 at 09:26:24 AM
    • Best soldier I ever met is a current client. Has ALL the heroism/medals. Lived through 4 TBIs. A true hero. He’s also a stocky, slightly-overweight, pock-marked short king. He would ABSOLUTELY be barred from Hegseth’s PR events * - By Brad September 16, 2026 at 08:30:59 AM
    • Vibes-based military, except the vibes are that of a 4 yo playing with GI Joes - By Damaniac September 15, 2026 at 07:04:20 PM
      • And looking bad ass while doing it - By Alpo September 15, 2026 at 07:50:19 PM
        • Ted Cruz posted about how much tougher Russian troops looked than ours - By mgaelster September 15, 2026 at 10:20:48 PM

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