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Vibes-based military, except the vibes are that of a 4 yo playing with GI Joes

Posted on September 15, 2026 at 07:04:20 PM by Damaniac

Same reason we blew up a ton of shit in Iran and patted ourselves on the back about winning, and now they control the Strait.

Strategy is for nerds. Everyone knows military is for making BOOM and KILLING.

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"The Pentagon is asking commanders to nominate troops to attend Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s “State of the Force” address this September, and says the servicemembers must meet waist-to-height requirements and exhibit “impeccable” grooming standards."* - By Damaniac September 15, 2026 at 06:52:08 PM
- It's amazing how often they act like Nazis and don't get called Nazis, or pretend they aren't Nazis.* - By gbmcq September 15, 2026 at 07:06:28 PM
- Gotta know - do you meet the waist to height requirement? How’s your grooming** - By xcheck September 15, 2026 at 07:03:01 PM
  - PT test next month so we shall see - By Damaniac September 15, 2026 at 07:07:52 PM
- They are allowed to be alcoholics though * - By BBA September 15, 2026 at 06:55:40 PM
  - Pedos and bestiality welcome** - By xcheck September 15, 2026 at 07:03:34 PM
    - Hey, that's the FBI - By Damaniac September 15, 2026 at 07:08:57 PM
- I love how they think every member of the armed forces needs to look like an action movie superhero or, at minium, a Navy SEAL - By Alpo September 15, 2026 at 06:54:08 PM
  - In my observation, grooming is not a priority for SEALS.* - By jukebox September 16, 2026 at 09:26:24 AM
  - Best soldier I ever met is a current client. Has ALL the heroism/medals. Lived through 4 TBIs. A true hero. He’s also a stocky, slightly-overweight, pock-marked short king. He would ABSOLUTELY be barred from Hegseth’s PR events * - By Brad September 16, 2026 at 08:30:59 AM
  - Vibes-based military, except the vibes are that of a 4 yo playing with GI Joes - By Damaniac September 15, 2026 at 07:04:20 PM
    - And looking bad ass while doing it - By Alpo September 15, 2026 at 07:50:19 PM
      - Ted Cruz posted about how much tougher Russian troops looked than ours - By mgaelster September 15, 2026 at 10:20:48 PM

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