I've shared this before. The anti-story to the board members getting offers from neighbors. When we lived in Texas some neighbors were swingers. It was a poorly kept secret in our 600+ home community. They invited my wife in a way that made it clear they were not inviting both of us.

Posted on September 24, 2026 at 11:46:15 AM by Beave (edited September 24, 2026 at 11:47:42 AM)

I'm not an ugly dude. I'm pretty average. JJ thinks I look like Littlefinger. I'm still slightly offended.

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I've shared this before. The anti-story to the board members getting offers from neighbors. When we lived in Texas some neighbors were swingers. It was a poorly kept secret in our 600+ home community. They invited my wife in a way that made it clear they were not inviting both of us. - By Beave September 24, 2026 at 11:46:15 AM
- such a weird story* - By BigLake September 24, 2026 at 12:04:53 PM
- How did Mrs. Beave respond to their invitation?* - By MasterBates September 24, 2026 at 11:48:02 AM
  - I figure she wouldn't have told me if she had wanted to go, so I trust she really did turn them down like she said.* - By Beave September 24, 2026 at 11:54:34 AM
    - I know she turned them down, but how did she turned them down? Was she polite or did she go to the "I am not a fucking whore!" card?* - By MasterBates September 24, 2026 at 11:56:33 AM
      - It's been over a decade, but this was a neighborhood where like you had a 2x2 mile Houston suburb all sending their kids to the same elementary school and 50% of the homes had been built in the last 4 years. - By Beave September 24, 2026 at 12:00:33 PM
        
        same peole who won't vote for jewish or muslim candidates cuz they're "good christians"* - By Ronti September 24, 2026 at 12:06:07 PM
        
        Those people are so fucking weird.* - By MasterBates September 24, 2026 at 12:02:33 PM
        
        Actually, I 100% get swinging… - By Craig September 24, 2026 at 12:06:56 PM
        
        I understand the need for different partners, wanting to watch other dudes plow your wife is fucking weird.* - By MasterBates September 24, 2026 at 12:11:56 PM
        
        Oh, yeah, wanting to watch is a a whole nother thing*** - By Craig September 24, 2026 at 12:14:43 PM

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I've shared this before. The anti-story to the board members getting offers from neighbors. When we lived in Texas some neighbors were swingers. It was a poorly kept secret in our 600+ home community. They invited my wife in a way that made it clear they were not inviting both of us.