I need your support to complete the mission

Posted on August 17, 2026 at 05:02:53 PM by Paul

I'm currently editing a document that is going to be about 6,000 words long, that is nothing but single sentences and short paragraphs about SOME of the incredibly stupid things Donald Trump has said and done. Every statement features a hyperlink to a high-profile news source. It's just unbelievably exhausting and depressing to do this, but I think you were all correct when you responded to my question about whether this would be a good appendix to the book. I need a Don Corleone to Johnny Fontaine or Bo Schembechler before the Game speech of some sort. Maybe Patton to the Third Army . . .

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I need your support to complete the mission - By Paul August 17, 2026 at 05:02:53 PM
- Roughly half of this country wanted him to be president multiple times. It sucks that we have to live with these people* - By Poster P August 17, 2026 at 07:18:21 PM
- I assume this made the list (photo) - By syrfan August 17, 2026 at 07:11:18 PM
- You da man! Consider a “debate follies” section, with Trump’s stupid, dishonest statements during political debates: - By brick August 17, 2026 at 06:50:53 PM
  - "What they have done to our country by allowing these millions and millions of people to come into our country is disgusting. In Springfield, they're eating the dogs. The people that came in. They're eating the cats. They're eating -- they're eating the pets of the people that live there."* - By brick August 17, 2026 at 10:15:27 PM
    - "The people on television say my dog was taken and used for food."* - By brick August 17, 2026 at 10:17:52 PM
- Paul, this might help... - By jhamm August 17, 2026 at 06:45:54 PM
- Re: I need your support to complete the mission - By GritsGoBlue August 17, 2026 at 06:06:06 PM
  - The first couple here are great - By Rich August 17, 2026 at 06:47:12 PM
- In the unlikely event you meet a persuadable undecided voter between now and 2028, that document will come in handy nm - By mgaelster August 17, 2026 at 05:29:47 PM
- Let the Hate Flow Through You.* - By ftb August 17, 2026 at 05:15:08 PM
  - Try Charlie Chaplin's speech at the end of "The Great Dictator" (1940) nfm - By Cutter August 17, 2026 at 05:34:45 PM
- I can't even imagine. Please watch your mental health. I'm not joking. Maybe break it up over multiple periods and watch one of our recent national championship games directly after.* - By jjwalker August 17, 2026 at 05:11:32 PM
  - I really think you're right - By Paul August 17, 2026 at 05:19:45 PM
- Thank you for the excellent work. Hopefully in a few thousand years you're regarded as this eras Suetonius* - By Arctic August 17, 2026 at 05:08:58 PM
- Re: I need your support to complete the mission - By Nikos August 17, 2026 at 05:08:35 PM
  - emotional support?* - By Cincywolve August 17, 2026 at 05:13:28 PM

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I need your support to complete the mission