Here's one very small section -- probably two percent of the whole thing:
And the Donald J. Trump Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence Goes To . . .
Humbly accepted Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado’s purported transfer of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize to him at a White House ceremony.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2w94wp4p1o
Gratefully accepted the first FIFA Peace Prize, from the notoriously corrupt international soccer organization that runs the World Cup.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/jan/18/embarrassment-fifa-donald-trump-peace-prize
Wrote letter to the prime minister of Norway, complaining that his country didn’t give him the Nobel Peace Prize (the Norwegian government does not award the Nobel prizes).
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/01/trump-letter-to-norway/685676/
Complained in the same letter than Denmark’s claim to Greenland was weak (Denmark and Norway are different countries).
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/01/20/politics/fact-check-trump-norway-message
Has spent more than a decade claiming that he was named The Michigan Man of the Year. No such award exists.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/27/politics/fact-check-trump-michigan-man-of-year
Hung a fake Time magazine cover at his golf clubs, dated March 1, 2009, declaring “The Apprentice” to be “a television smash,” and declaring in capital letters that “TRUMP IS HITTING ON ALL FRONTS, EVEN TV!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/a-time-magazine-with-trump-on-the-cover-hangs-in-his-golf-clubs-its-fake/2017/06/27/0adf96de-5850-11e7-ba90-f5875b7d1876_story.html
Declared himself the winner of 38 club championships at his various golf clubs, claiming to have shot impossibly low scores in the process. After purportedly shooting a score of 71 at the age of 80 to “win” yet another tournament – this is a much lower score than Jack Nicklaus, arguably the greatest golfer of all time, ever shot at the same age – he mocked the club members who he “defeated,” declaring that “it’s called TALENT, and I have it, and they don’t.”
https://people.com/trump-wins-golf-tournament-again-at-his-club-12032820
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